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“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^^this.
I ship it.
I ship it.“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”
“We have taught you well.”
Imagine Harry Potter’s son trying to tell him he’s gay.
“Dad, I.. I think I’m gay.”
“Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters-“
“Oh God. Dad, I’ve already heard this. I know how this ends.”
“One of them was gay and-“
“For the love of all that is magic, I get it!”
“He was one of the bravest gay wizards I’ve ever known. Brave, but gay.”
“Please stop.”
“BRAVEST GAY HEADMASTER ALL OF HOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD!”
“…”
“BRAVEST AND GAYEST, I SAY.”
this ^
oh my god, I love tumblr
”Mum i’m gay”
“what”
“i’m gay”
“what do you think i will think”
“do you hate me now?”
“bubs, i love you no less than i loved you before, now go invite some friends over and we’ll have a nice dinner”
“Mom I think I’m-“
“OH NO YOU THINK YOU HAVE CANCER OH SHIT LETS CALL THE DOCTOR CALL THE AMBULANCE CALL JESUS MY BABY BOYS GONNA DIE”
“No I’m gay.”
“Oh is that all? Well if that’s all where were we about your birthday party?”
……….. We will be the best generation ever. Jesus christ this post.
i alreaDY SHIP IT
and i donT HAVE KIDS
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they wont be gay because i’ll raise them properly
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Why does everyone plan to get food after their children tell them they’re gay?
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Damn right I support it
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Would it be patronizing to say I hope of have the cutest little gay baby?
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